you broke your cable?

what's wrong with your cable? (asked with a slightly bitter/sarcastic undertone as i haven't had any type cable, much less the deluxe stuff you guys subscribe to since i moved into my present place)

i'm going to be weirdly and unexpectedly busy throughout january and february as it is RSV season. since its already being pushed out until march, why don't i wait until april? how is the 14th to the 16th for everyone?